Spec: Balance / Guardian
Guild role: Confused raidleader and strongly opinionated officer.
Fact: Will often get sidetracked when telling a pointless story.
Fact: Still refuses to use push to talk.



Spec: Fury
Guild role: The better half of Malf?
Fact: Drinks bottled water!
Fact: Has named one of his cats after Adolf Hitler!

Spec: Vengeance
Guild role: Argumentative currylover with a Talon King Ikiss complex.
Fact: Has, supposedly never Been taught proper. punctuation
Fact: Will always try to be the first guildie to maxlevel.

Spec: Affliction
Guild role: Cool, calm and collected.
Fact: His favourite foods are sushi and steak.
Fact: Plays football in a local team.

Spec: Enhancement
Guild role: The oneliner.
Fact:Knows where every piece of mog/gear/item comes from, and knows ALL the quests!
Fact: Former guildkiller with high resistance to change.

Spec: Fire
Guild role: The combobreaker? First guildie ever to swap TO mage.
Fact: Can eat his own body weight in McDonalds.
Fact: Is a Badass Fire Ninja in raids, and the Lover of Kittens outside raids!

Spec: Frost/Arcane
Guild role: Bringer of happy godfather ASMR.

Spec: Devestation
Guild role:
Fact: Doesn’t like sharing facts about himself.
Fact: Likes self similar things, like fractals.

Spec: Havoc
Guild role: The beast.
Fact: Once got lost beetween the AH and the bank in Stormwind’s Trade District.
Fact: Will always refuse to do achievements.

Spec: Shadow
Guild role: The Masochist. Joined the guild knowing Meis was here!
Fact: Has way too many alts (with the perviest names)!
Fact: Is the coolest guy at his kindergarten.

Spec: Marksmanship / Beastmaster
Guild role: A sex machine, as evidenced to the left.
Fact:Has a soft spot for donkeys.
Fact: Has never been stung by a bee or a wasp, and has never broken any bones!

Spec: Shadow / Holy
Guild role: Dumbag?
Fact: Bullies all the boys!
Fact: Is apparently very thrifty with gold!

Spec: Beastmaster
Guild role: Apparently viewed as old!
Fact: Plays wheelchair-class in real life.
Fact: Visits Florida as often as possible, as it’s his favourite place!

Spec: Enhancement
Guild role:

Spec: Restoration
Guild role: Master of the 3 day hangover.
Fact: Can only be stopped by one thing, traffic!
Fact: Once had to choose between a girl and WoW, and he’s still here!

Guild role:

Spec: Retribution
Guild role: Chillin villain!
Fact: Will never give up on ret.
Fact: Will one day kill the training dummy… for real!

Spec: Subtle Outlaw Assassin.
Guild role: Pain in Luria’s ass.
Fact: The guildie with the longest repgrind. Every new recruit starts on hated.
Fact: Is famous on Youtube!

Spec: Elemental
Guild role: The nicest sounding raider.
Fact: Is fantastic at building IKEA furniture.
Fact: Has been immortalised in an ad-campain!

Spec: Holy
Guild role: Must have a great mind, since he always agrees with Luria!
Fact: Has spent far too long collecting mounts he will never use.
Fact: Secretly likes the smell of wet dogs!

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Spec: Discipline
Guild role: The biweekly healer.

Spec: Marksman
Guild role: Tactic manipulator and Guild know-it-all.
Fact: Likes weird documentaries.
Fact: Is the only Norwegian member of the “Myf Warhurst Appreciation Society”.

Spec: Retribution
Guild role: The one the healers fight over for Wisdom!
Fact: Measures tonic by the shot and gin by the glass!
Fact: Can’t work elevators!

Spec: Beastmaster
Guild role: 80 gold!
Fact: Thinks the guild rank Drunk is a role description and raiding requirement.
Fact: Really wishes Dwarves were Horde!



Spec: Beastmaster
Guild role: Acting up!
Fact: Has a minor Pepsi addiction (who needs water?)!
Fact: Won fourth place at the Norwegian Airforce’s karaoke championship.

Spec: Marksman
Guild role: The silent threat.
Fact: Stopped being our maintank due to bad university schedule.
Fact: Is a third wave feminist.

Spec: Destruction / Affliction
Guild role: Fapmaster
Fact: Always keeps one hand occupied while raiding…
Fact: Tries to make guildchat as pervy as possible and makes the dirtiest whispers.

Spec: Arms
Guild role: The Executor!
Fact: Considers himself a manchild.
Fact: Tries to be fast in a slow car on the racetrack IRL.

Spec: Restoration
Guild role: Casual slacker.
Fact: /flirts with blood elves.
Fact: Gnome IRL.

Spec: Arcane
Guild role: Troll.
Fact: Secretly stalks others while their photo gets taken.
Fact: Slenderman in real life.

Spec: Frost
Guild role: The unwilling offtank!
Fact: Will watch pretty much any tv-show there is, good or bad doesn’t matter.
Fact: Has far too many alts!

Spec: Holy / Disciplin
Guild role: Casual slacker.
Fact: Is a huge lore geek.
Fact: Has never had a horde character!

Spec: Retribution
Guild role: Seldomlogger
Fact: Kept getting lost in Icecrown Citadel!
Fact: Is an old guildie of Worthie.

Spec: Restoration / FOTM spec
Guild role: Hide in a corner and heal
Fact: Doesn’t know boss tactics, only knows where to stand and not die.
Fact: Can power sleep during raids without Luria noticing.

Spec: Beastmaster
Guild role: The Starfish of our Milkyway.
Fact: One of the guild-founders and first members.
Fact: Has worked as both a gamemaster and developer of an online browser game.

Spec: Blood
Guild role: Comrade!
Fact: Would reroll Arakkoa in a heartbeat.
Fact: Is always back from break exactly when there’s 1.30 min left!

Spec: Frost
Guild role: Mr Big!
Fact:Works as a security guard.

Spec: Enhancement
Guild role: The unexpected rager.
Fact: Presumably likes to vacuum.
Fact: Never gets the mount when there is a mount to get!

Spec: Beastmaster
Guild role: Streamviewer #1.
Fact: Secret raider wannabe!
Fact: Still hates Fizzles.

Spec: Restoration
Guild role: Hybridman – saviour of wonky raidsetups.
Fact: Was the first Keiko in the guild.
Fact: Asked for a break and then had to wait months to actually get it.

Spec: Affliction
Guild role: In charge of flavoured healthstones.
Fact: Is never short of a pair of scissors.
Fact: Has an almost erotic relationship with high quality pens!

Spec: Havoc
Guild role: Brings Chaos Brand!
Fact: Used to be a big streamer.
Fact: Is our first and only Portugese raider.

Spec: Unspecified
Guild role: Webpage handyman
Fact: Was once an officer in the guild.
Fact: Is afraid of wasps and other bugs.

Spec: Holy
Guild role: Brazen Brasilian Biologist or Batman himself?
Fact: Was broke during his trial!
Fact: Sometimes gets the short end of the stick.

Spec: Discipline / Holy
Guild role: Relaxed party-boy.
Fact: Will always be looking for chances to put ketchup in your ears.
Fact: Is on a break from WoW while working in Australia.

Spec: Survival / Beastmaster
Guild role: Will always be dealt the crappiest hunter-jobs.
Fact: Started playing wow when he was 8 years old!
Fact: Has D.P.S. as his real life initials!

Spec: Affliction
Guild role: Possessed?
Fact: Used to be our most confused raider. Probably still is.
Fact: If it comes down to it, Luria has promised to hide him from Russian military service!

Spec: Beastmaster / Survival / Marksman
Guild role: Too cool for school!
Fact: Is a student of theology, and likes to smoke the herb.
Fact: Has about 500 days of played time, not a single second as a gnome!

Spec: Subtlety
Guild role: Sneaky troll!
Fact: Will always be alt-tabbed during trash.
Fact: Gets easily bored with the game and his class.

Spec: Blood / Frost
Guild role: Guild trendsetter and mascot.
Fact: Leveled engineering using gnomish slavery.
Fact: Proud owner of Drsnuggles!

Spec: Marksmanship
Guild role: Easily bored pessimist in game who never stops smiling IRL.
Fact: Can always be found in the AFK channel on vent.
Fact: Faction/race changes more often than others change socks.

Spec: Restoration
Guild role: Brings potential!

Spec: Restoration / Enhancement
Guild role: Wannabe ladies man.
Fact: Finds Hawaii pizza to be the most disgusting food!
Fact: Will always find a way to incorporate perverted jokes in a conversation.

Spec: Mistweaver
Guild role: Our sweetest healer.
Fact: Is the best (bath-) singer ever.
Fact: Is a pink lazy potato IRL!

Spec: Enhancement
Guild role: Our happiest sounding raider!
Fact: Should never be trusted with a flamethrower.
Fact: Will sometimes need markers of where not to stand on bossfights.

Spec: Demonology
Guild role: Saerdon’s sister.
Fact: Has five gnomes and want a gnome druid next!
Fact: Has never raided, just levels new alts instead!

Spec: Blood / Unholy
Guild role: Odd forum administrator.
Fact: Technology geek and all out gamer.
Fact: His paladin tank once had a fanbase who used to praise him in whispers.

Spec: Feral / Balance
Guild role: The ripper!
Fact: Likes topping the damagemeters (it happened in pugs we presume!)
Fact: Loves pizza!

Spec: Restoration
Guild role: The gnomeracer!
Fact: Has consumed more than 13k Noggenfogger Elixirs!
Fact: Tends to go make green tea during tactics.

Spec: Windwalker
Guild role: Friend of Ingek and Drsnusk.
Fact: Leveled his first character, a warlock, in RAF-style together with Drsnusk.
Fact: Could’ve been guild-moonkin if not for Luria hogging the spot.

Spec: Havoc (or Vengeance if we ask really really nicely!)
Guild role: Keratomenos!
Fact:Hates the sun and will wait until the evening to go to the beach!
Fact: Likes driving cars!

Spec: Assassination
Guild role: Gnomeing around!
Fact: 1.94 sexy gnome IRL!
Fact: Likes riding things.

Spec: Havoc
Guild role: The irresponsible older brother!
Fact: Once fell asleep on his keyboard during a raid.
Fact: Was suspected of being a drug-dealer by Teldryn!

Spec: Blood
Guild role:The sensible tank.
Fact: Has only ever mained tank or healer.
Fact: Owns more than 150 boardgames!

Spec: Havoc
Guild role: Debatably an imp.
Fact: Used to sleep until 4pm, now wakes up 5 am.
Fact: Thinks The Burning Crusade was the best expansion.

Spec: Combat / Assassination
Guild role: Dont geez any yer pish!
Fact: Wrote the first ever application to the guild, while drunk, in an in game mail!
Fact: Will always remember Molten Core.

Spec: Balance / Restoration
Guild role: The Voice.
Fact: Used to have a giant black dildo strapped to the hood of his car.
Fact: Has a Barbara in real life.

Spec: Affliction
Guild role: The “What do we need? I’ll reroll.”
Fact: Has most likely changed his name while you read this sentence.
Fact: Is not unfamiliar with loose motions.

Spec: Frost / Unholy
Guild role: Altoholic!
Fact: Has a really nice voice!
Fact: Will always count as a gnome, no matter how many racechanges he does.

Spec: Shadow
Guild role: The unforgettable.
Fact: Have absolutely no clue on how to heal.
Fact: Don’t tell anyone but I’m a Gnome in disguise!