Guildmaster

Luria Spec: Balance / Guardian Guild role: Confused raidleader and strongly opinionated officer. Fact: Will often get sidetracked when telling a pointless story. Fact: Still refuses to use push to talk.

 

Raiders

Actuarius Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: Acting up! Fact: Has a minor Pepsi addiction (who needs water?)! Fact: Won fourth place at the Norwegian Airforce’s karaoke championship.

 

Anagalf Spec: Fury Guild role: The better half of Malf? Fact: Drinks bottled water! Fact: Has named one of his cats after Adolf Hitler!

 

Clau Spec: Frost Guild role: Miss America Fact: – Fact: –

 

Coppovoid Spec: Destruction Guild role: – Fact: – Fact: –

 

Grindwarf Spec: Fury/Arms Guild role: “What?…Godamnit!” Fact: Is portugese. Fact: –

 

Ingekek Spec: Havoc Guild role: The beast. Fact: Once got lost beetween the AH and the bank in Stormwind’s Trade District. Fact: Will always refuse to do achievements.

 

Íxion Spec: Retribution Guild role: To make bad jokes and be scolded for them! Fact: Was for a period obsessed with Morginn potentially having Only Fans. Fact: Would swerve to hit his ex-wife.

 

Jéffery Spec: Elemental Guild role: Non-healer! Fact: Used to play with Warhammer toys. Fact: Is originally a tank.

 

Justeeze Spec: Discipline Guild role: Disciplined! Fact: – Fact: –

 

Kenzoe Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: Meis! Dumbag? Fact: Bullies all the boys! Fact: Is apparently very thrifty with gold!

 

Kózï Spec: Mistweaver Guild role: The Masochist. Joined the guild knowing Meis was here! Fact: Has way too many alts (with the perviest names)! Fact: Is the coolest guy at his kindergarten.

 

Mattiania Spec: Elemental Guild role: – Fact: – Fact: –

 

Morginn Spec: Blood Guild role: Argumentative currylover with a Talon King Ikiss complex. Fact: Has, supposedly never Been taught proper. punctuation Fact: Will always try to be the first guildie to maxlevel.

 

Rattie Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: 80 gold! Fact: Thinks the guild rank Drunk is a role description and raiding requirement. Fact: Really wishes Dwarves were Horde!

 

Rikasteh Spec: Holy Guild role: Mr Feelgood! Fact: Will always want to reroll to enhancement shaman. Fact: Refuses to wear Michelin Man outfits, though he should!

 

Shhrimp Spec: Retribution Guild role: Older than Meis. Fact: Is not an audioengineer. Fact: Will always need to pee.

 

Skurvh Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: Keratomenos! Fact:Hates the sun and will wait until the evening to go to the beach! Fact: Likes driving cars!

 

Teldryn Spec: Subtle Outlaw Assassin. Guild role: Pain in Luria’s ass. Fact: The guildie with the longest repgrind. Every new recruit starts on hated. Fact: Is famous on Youtube!

 

Terénís Spec: Protection Guild role: Crazy for galas! Fact: Is fantastic at building IKEA furniture. Fact: Has been immortalised in an ad-campaign!

 

Valonia Spec: Devastation/Augmentation Guild role: The oneliner. Fact:Knows where every piece of mog/gear/item comes from, and knows ALL the quests! Fact: Former guildkiller with high resistance to change.

 

Virga Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: Being late on Mondays. Fact: His favourite foods are sushi and steak. Fact: Plays football in a local team.

 

Zodisc Spec: Shadow Guild role: Must have a great mind, since he always agrees with Luria! Fact: Has spent far too long collecting mounts he will never use. Fact: Secretly likes the smell of wet dogs!

 

Raider Light

Iíiìl Spec: Devestation Guild role: – Fact: Doesn’t like sharing facts about himself. Fact: Likes self similar things, like fractals.

 

Mikit Spec: Marksman Guild role: Tactic manipulator and Guild know-it-all. Fact: Likes weird documentaries. Fact: Is the only Norwegian member of the “Myf Warhurst Appreciation Society”.

 

Casuals

Arveyn Spec: Marksman Guild role: The silent threat. Fact: Stopped being our maintank due to bad university schedule. Fact: Is a third wave feminist.

 

Atemm Spec: Destruction / Affliction Guild role: Fapmaster Fact: Always keeps one hand occupied while raiding… Fact: Tries to make guildchat as pervy as possible and makes the dirtiest whispers.

 

Bínus Spec: Arms Guild role: The Executor! Fact: Considers himself a manchild. Fact: Tries to be fast in a slow car on the racetrack IRL.

 

Dace Spec: Restoration Guild role: Casual slacker. Fact: /flirts with blood elves. Fact: Gnome IRL.

 

Dailyleaf Spec: Arcane Guild role: Troll. Fact: Secretly stalks others while their photo gets taken. Fact: Slenderman in real life.

 

Díngo Spec: Frost Guild role: The unwilling offtank! Fact: Will watch pretty much any tv-show there is, good or bad doesn’t matter. Fact: Has far too many alts!

 

Electtra Spec: Holy / Disciplin Guild role: Casual slacker. Fact: Is a huge lore geek. Fact: Has never had a horde character!

 

Eyron Spec: Retribution Guild role: Seldomlogger Fact: Kept getting lost in Icecrown Citadel! Fact: Is an old guildie of Worthie.

 

Furu Spec: Restoration / FOTM spec Guild role: Hide in a corner and heal Fact: Doesn’t know boss tactics, only knows where to stand and not die. Fact: Can power sleep during raids without Luria noticing.

 

Galaxie Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: The Starfish of our Milkyway. Fact: One of the guild-founders and first members. Fact: Has worked as both a gamemaster and developer of an online browser game.

 

Hithroc Spec: Blood Guild role: Comrade! Fact: Would reroll Arakkoa in a heartbeat. Fact: Is always back from break exactly when there’s 1.30 min left!

 

Icelancepony Spec: Frost Guild role: Mr Big! Fact:Works as a security guard. Fact:

 

Inva Spec: Enhancement Guild role: The unexpected rager. Fact: Presumably likes to vacuum. Fact: Never gets the mount when there is a mount to get!

 

Itchyfinger Spec: Beastmaster Guild role: Streamviewer #1. Fact: Secret raider wannabe! Fact: Still hates Fizzles.

 

Keíko Spec: Restoration Guild role: Hybridman – saviour of wonky raidsetups. Fact: Was the first Keiko in the guild. Fact: Asked for a break and then had to wait months to actually get it.

 

Lizzylock Spec: Affliction Guild role: In charge of flavoured healthstones. Fact: Is never short of a pair of scissors. Fact: Has an almost erotic relationship with high quality pens!

 

Mcreeonlsd Spec: Havoc Guild role: Brings Chaos Brand! Fact: Used to be a big streamer. Fact: Is our first and only Portugese raider.

 

Milen Spec: Unspecified Guild role: Webpage handyman Fact: Was once an officer in the guild. Fact: Is afraid of wasps and other bugs.

 

Moshe Spec: Holy Guild role: Brazen Brasilian Biologist or Batman himself? Fact: Was broke during his trial! Fact: Sometimes gets the short end of the stick.

 

Neofreeze Spec: Discipline / Holy Guild role: Relaxed party-boy. Fact: Will always be looking for chances to put ketchup in your ears. Fact: Is on a break from WoW while working in Australia.

 

Nilet Spec: Survival / Beastmaster Guild role: Will always be dealt the crappiest hunter-jobs. Fact: Started playing wow when he was 8 years old! Fact: Has D.P.S. as his real life initials!

 

Niverèno Spec: Affliction Guild role: Possessed? Fact: Used to be our most confused raider. Probably still is. Fact: If it comes down to it, Luria has promised to hide him from Russian military service!

 

Osunaar Spec: Beastmaster / Survival / Marksman Guild role: Too cool for school! Fact: Is a student of theology, and likes to smoke the herb. Fact: Has about 500 days of played time, not a single second as a gnome!

 

Peékaboo Spec: Subtlety Guild role: Sneaky troll! Fact: Will always be alt-tabbed during trash. Fact: Gets easily bored with the game and his class.

 

Pest Spec: Blood / Frost Guild role: Guild trendsetter and mascot. Fact: Leveled engineering using gnomish slavery. Fact: Proud owner of Drsnuggles!

 

Phopnon Spec: Marksmanship Guild role: Easily bored pessimist in game who never stops smiling IRL. Fact: Can always be found in the AFK channel on vent. Fact: Faction/race changes more often than others change socks.

 

Potential Spec: Restoration Guild role: Brings potential! Fact: – Fact: –

 

Qotsha Spec: Restoration / Enhancement Guild role: Wannabe ladies man. Fact: Finds Hawaii pizza to be the most disgusting food! Fact: Will always find a way to incorporate perverted jokes in a conversation.

 

Quinnspyro Spec: Mistweaver Guild role: Our sweetest healer. Fact: Is the best (bath-) singer ever. Fact: Is a pink lazy potato IRL!

 

Saidra Spec: Demonology Guild role: Saerdon’s sister. Fact: Has five gnomes and want a gnome druid next! Fact: Has never raided, just levels new alts instead!

 

Saerdon Spec: Blood / Unholy Guild role: Odd forum administrator. Fact: Technology geek and all out gamer. Fact: His paladin tank once had a fanbase who used to praise him in whispers.

 

Schwepz Spec: Feral / Balance Guild role: The ripper! Fact: Likes topping the damagemeters (it happened in pugs we presume!) Fact: Loves pizza!

 

Sixwinds Spec: Restoration Guild role: The gnomeracer! Fact: Has consumed more than 13k Noggenfogger Elixirs! Fact: Tends to go make green tea during tactics.

 

Skjegglikør Spec: Windwalker Guild role: Friend of Ingek and Drsnusk. Fact: Leveled his first character, a warlock, in RAF-style together with Drsnusk. Fact: Could’ve been guild-moonkin if not for Luria hogging the spot.

 

Soulone Spec: Retribution Guild role: Chillin villain! Fact: Will never give up on ret. Fact: Will one day kill the training dummy… for real!

 

Spaas Spec: Assassination Guild role: Gnomeing around! Fact: 1.94 sexy gnome IRL! Fact: Likes riding things.

 

Strexz Spec: Havoc Guild role: The irresponsible older brother! Fact: Once fell asleep on his keyboard during a raid. Fact: Was suspected of being a drug-dealer by Teldryn!

 

Sursamen Spec: Blood Guild role:The sensible tank. Fact: Has only ever mained tank or healer. Fact: Owns more than 150 boardgames!

 

Tibil Spec: Havoc Guild role: Debatably an imp. Fact: Used to sleep until 4pm, now wakes up 5 am. Fact: Thinks The Burning Crusade was the best expansion.

 

Vanished Spec: Combat / Assassination Guild role: Dont geez any yer pish! Fact: Wrote the first ever application to the guild, while drunk, in an in game mail! Fact: Will always remember Molten Core.

 

Voícíes Spec: Balance / Restoration Guild role: The Voice. Fact: Used to have a giant black dildo strapped to the hood of his car. Fact: Has a Barbara in real life.

 

Waris Spec: Affliction Guild role: The “What do we need? I’ll reroll.” Fact: Has most likely changed his name while you read this sentence. Fact: Is not unfamiliar with loose motions.

 

Wilkas Spec: Frost / Unholy Guild role: Altoholic! Fact: Has a really nice voice! Fact: Will always count as a gnome, no matter how many racechanges he does.

 

Zerina Spec: Shadow Guild role: The unforgettable. Fact: Have absolutely no clue on how to heal. Fact: Don’t tell anyone but I’m a Gnome in disguise!